At Pariah Underwear, we don’t believe in bullshit. We refuse to inflate our prices to give you a fake discount or not-so-free shipping. Our claims are backed up by data, not fine print or marketing spin. And you’ll never find our products anywhere but here - because selling them any other way just screws over the people we do this for, the people who matter. People like you.
Thirteen years ago, I was stricken with cancer and although I was deemed 'cancer free' the over-treatment and lack of empirical data changed me forever. The same treatments that saved my life left me infertile, my hormones vanished, brain functionality diminished and to this day I still travel to Los Angeles every ten weeks to have another batch of hormone pellets surgically implanted into my body. I’m experiencing muscle atrophy from the radiation therapy and there’s also the lingering fact that the future could be just as bumpy especially since now new scientific literature suggests that I have a significant risk of getting Alzheimer’s or Dementia.
The silver-lining out of all this is that during the last year and a half I decided someone needed to pick up the baton that Lance Armstrong dropped if we truly wanted change. So I made a $500,000 donation to USC Norris to help the medical community finally start making better decisions—decisions driven by data so that others who walk in my footsteps face less of a burden.
While I’m absolutely making an impact, I need substantially more funding to continue to save myself and others. So I spent months reaching out to every corporate behemoth that creates products for men with no fanfare. This essentially was the impetus for me creating Pariah Underwear where over 50% of the profits gained will go to support men's health initiatives.
Over 50% of our profits will go to support men’s health initiatives which will be distributed through the TH!NK DIFFERENT FOUNDATION — a humanitarian organization that provides grants and other program support designed to spark innovative ideas in underserved areas of healthcare within the United States.
We scoured the planet to find the most revolutionary fabric — it’s called CLEANCOOL and is scientifically tested to eliminate various harmful germs and reduce the potential for odor, bacteriological or mildew attack — the ONLY underwear company in the world to have such a product.
We spent 2 years purchasing and testing underwear from countless countries and then used that knowledge to develop underwear that feels like you’re not wearing underwear.
Every box contains a testicular self-exam flyer, a message that all men need to hear. Since society has failed to educate men on the importance of monthly self-exams we decided we needed to do it ourselves.
We decided to rev it up a notch, we put the keys to a brand new 2015 Polaris Slingshot SL in one of the boxes.
